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No.Fuschia
I'll get it started with, ghost ship. Exceedingly crap film....
Patrick
It really is awful.. I saw it once.

Also, Hostel is shit.
Shit.

Jeepers Creepers as well, beginning was good, the rest was awful.
Matt2k
The Village.

Blurgh.
enjin in the youkay
aww i enjoyed the village


i think hostel is the worst movie i have ever seen, truly terrible in every way
Matt2k
The village would of been good if something happened.
No.Fuschia
Actually, it was all 'oh look, we're just fucking amish who think it's 1832'. Pure shite.
Gemmell
Pokemon 3 the movie
Fozzz
I have the ultimate shite movie, which had the potential to be great but sucked a big fat dick:

Alien vs Predator.

2 hours which could have been better spent vomiting
Gemmell
Freddy vs jason was terrible, just plain awful
Waffel
''be cool'' it just had no point to it, the funniest part of the film was that john travolta bought a car that does 57 miles to the gallon, funny... sad.gif
Womble
Click, could of been atleast mildly entertaining, but instead it sucked balls.
Meliv
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I can't be anymore specific seeing as there's been hundreds of them
KMA
napoleon dynamite was so so so shit, so so bad
Jaegar
napolean dynamite is more of a cult thing i think...

the worst film i've ever seen ever in the history of ever is Right At Your Door

don't even download it - the ending was the biggest let down since the Hindenburg, low budget no explosion pile of bollocks. Just 2 hours of crying and plastic sheets - only watch it if oyu have a cling film fetish or summit...
Tim
Any film with J-Lo and Ben Affleck is going to be pretty shocking but the worst I have seen was 'Jersey Girl'. At one point there is a very graphic shot of a naked baby with shit all round its girly bits. I felt like such a paedo after watching that film.

'Christmas with the Kranks' was very bad.

I also hate Dirty Dancing.
Simon
Starship troopers
Deathvein
Little Nicky was disappointing. I wouldn't say it was utter shite though. It's just everyone in school and all my mates said it was good, but I didn't like it much. There were 1 or 2 okay parts, the rest sucked.
James L
Dead man

i want those 2 hours of my life back crying.gif its fecking awful
Adamregskater
QUOTE(Mr. Evanz @ Oct 24 2006, 03:41 PM) *

Little Nicky was disappointing. I wouldn't say it was utter shite though. It's just everyone in school and all my mates said it was good, but I didn't like it much. There were 1 or 2 okay parts, the rest sucked.


ohmy.gif I loved little nicky well good film

ermm... Mission impossible 3 was crap the highlight of it was when tom cruise says the black guy... 'thank you for cuming'

and he reples with 'It's my job' and my mate shouts out pretty loud in the cinema 'he cums for a living' hahah gurd times biggrin.gif

Pirates of the crribean 2 was shocking i almost feel asleep, such a let down after the first!
Trix
Jeepers Creepers.
The Exorism of Emilly Rose.
KMA
Team America was ok the first time but now its shit, can't stand it
navy blueprint
Napoleon Dynamite is the most pointless film iv'e ever seen, but the funniest too.
Worst?
Probally exorcism of emily rose or snickers day in the city i got it for free, argh.
Deathvein
QUOTE(navy blueprint @ Oct 24 2006, 08:02 PM) *

snickers day in the city

I'm not sure which version you're talking about but I liked the London one. That's the only one I have seen.
Spence
X men films are shite.
New superman one, that was shite.
Pirates of the caribeaan two, shite.

More complaints tomorrow.
Spicker
QUOTE(Matt2k @ Oct 24 2006, 11:12 AM) *

The Village.

Blurgh.



QUOTE(Matt2k @ Oct 24 2006, 11:20 AM) *

The village would of been good if something happened.


so so true.

i payed good money to go see that at the cinema, was left waiting for something to happen the whole time.
Gemmell
Spiderman 2, bloody boring!
anonymous
Matrix 3
garfield
garfield 2
blade 3
hellraiser 3
hellraiser 4
hellraiser 5
hellraiser 6 [yes, sadly, they went that far]
ginger snaps 2
ginger snaps 3

in fact most sequels [with a couple of exceptions]
shawn
the grudge and the grudge2 are possibly the worst movies ever!!!

they were more funny than scary, what kind of idiots cant escape from the slowest ghost in japan?!, when its first comming they see black stuff appearing which gives them like 15 seconds to get the hell out of there, but no, they have to just stand there and say "oh my god!". then the grudge grabs them very slowly and those idiots just lie there and get killed, they could just kick the grudge off, or try to run away atleast.

and that ghost boy makes the dumbest sounds ever!, it meows!! if i were in the movie i would pet the boy on the head and feed him some cat nip!!



shuriken.gif
Adamregskater
I liked blade 3 made me chuckle!
KMA
QUOTE(shawn @ Oct 25 2006, 07:45 AM) *

the grudge and the grudge2 are possibly the worst movies ever!!!

they were more funny than scary, what kind of idiots cant escape from the slowest ghost in japan?!, when its first comming they see black stuff appearing which gives them like 15 seconds to get the hell out of there, but no, they have to just stand there and say "oh my god!". then the grudge grabs them very slowly and those idiots just lie there and get killed, they could just kick the grudge off, or try to run away atleast.

and that ghost boy makes the dumbest sounds ever!, it meows!! if i were in the movie i would pet the boy on the head and feed him some cat nip!!



shuriken.gif


the grudge is amazing, am still waitng to see the japan version.

Aracmia
QUOTE(phast.phil @ Oct 25 2006, 07:39 AM) *

Matrix 3
garfield
garfield 2
blade 3
hellraiser 3
hellraiser 4
hellraiser 5
hellraiser 6 [yes, sadly, they went that far]
ginger snaps 2
ginger snaps 3

in fact most sequels [with a couple of exceptions]


Ginger Snaps 2 wasn't too bad, the third installment was just crap. I wasted money on that renting it out. Blade 3 was just an advert for ipods.
Have you seen the TV series they did of Blade? That isn't too bad although the network has cancelled it due to ratings, which is annoying as I was just getting into it.
Tim
Blade 3 made me hate iPods for ruining what might have been an ok film. Same as i-Robot made me hate Converse.
KMA
i've always hated Converse, there so over-rated
Jonn
The ring.
Womble
Chasing Amy. I love Kevin Smith, but my god did that movie suck balls. I just really didn't give a shit about their boring relationship. All it consisted of was...

Ben Asslick: Y halo thar
Ben Asslick: Your hawt
Bird with the funny voice: lol ty
Ben Asslick: Buttsecks?
Bird with the funny voice: k

Later on in the movie it's...

Ben Asslick: Buttsecks?
Bird with the funny voice: GTFO I'm liek totally gay

Retarded.
shawn
QUOTE(KMA @ Oct 25 2006, 12:56 AM) *

QUOTE(shawn @ Oct 25 2006, 07:45 AM) *

the grudge and the grudge2 are possibly the worst movies ever!!!

they were more funny than scary, what kind of idiots cant escape from the slowest ghost in japan?!, when its first comming they see black stuff appearing which gives them like 15 seconds to get the hell out of there, but no, they have to just stand there and say "oh my god!". then the grudge grabs them very slowly and those idiots just lie there and get killed, they could just kick the grudge off, or try to run away atleast.

and that ghost boy makes the dumbest sounds ever!, it meows!! if i were in the movie i would pet the boy on the head and feed him some cat nip!!



shuriken.gif


the grudge is amazing, am still waitng to see the japan version.


did you see the same movie i did? cause the one i saw was total crap, and i wanted my money back after watching it
Tony Harrison
napolian dynamite
absolute shite my freinds was raving about it and whne i saw it i was highly disapointed
Spence
QUOTE(element101 @ Oct 25 2006, 08:37 PM) *

napolian dynamite
absolute shite my freinds was raving about it and whne i saw it i was highly disapointed

Amazing film.

Deathvein
Yeah, Napoleon Dynamite is entertaining. The Grudge however is bollocks, I must agree.
KMA
QUOTE(shawn @ Oct 26 2006, 05:41 AM) *

QUOTE(KMA @ Oct 25 2006, 12:56 AM) *

QUOTE(shawn @ Oct 25 2006, 07:45 AM) *

the grudge and the grudge2 are possibly the worst movies ever!!!

they were more funny than scary, what kind of idiots cant escape from the slowest ghost in japan?!, when its first comming they see black stuff appearing which gives them like 15 seconds to get the hell out of there, but no, they have to just stand there and say "oh my god!". then the grudge grabs them very slowly and those idiots just lie there and get killed, they could just kick the grudge off, or try to run away atleast.

and that ghost boy makes the dumbest sounds ever!, it meows!! if i were in the movie i would pet the boy on the head and feed him some cat nip!!



shuriken.gif


the grudge is amazing, am still waitng to see the japan version.


did you see the same movie i did? cause the one i saw was total crap, and i wanted my money back after watching it



i've seen the first one but the grudge 2 is not out in the uk yet, i think
Jemmima Puddle Duck
the grudge ... £8 on that crap glare.gif pfft!!
KMA
Everyone seems to have a grudge on the grudge


'''Oh yeah, comedian in the house'''

enjin in the youkay
it was awful
Tony Harrison
QUOTE(Spence @ Oct 26 2006, 10:09 AM) *

QUOTE(element101 @ Oct 25 2006, 08:37 PM) *

napolian dynamite
absolute shite my freinds was raving about it and whne i saw it i was highly disapointed

Amazing film.

it mostprobly was but my friedn told me all about ti and it just ruiend it but the dancing bit with ozone on that was funny
shawn
napoleon dynamite sucked.

the part that actually made me laugh was when his uncle threw the steak at napoleon's face while he was riding his bicycle with pablo on the back
Oli
If you want a real disappointment, watch the cube 3. The original cube and cube 2:hypercube were both great films but no film has ever made sitting infront of the TV seem like such a hard task like the cube 3 did, complete and utter shite!
James L
QUOTE(shawn @ Nov 4 2006, 05:42 AM) *

napoleon dynamite sucked.

the part that actually made me laugh was when his uncle threw the steak at napoleon's face while he was riding his bicycle with pablo on the back


if you think ND sucked you must have just not "got it"
Rodney
Alien Vs Predator.

WANK.
KMA
Fantastic Four was bollocks

shawn
QUOTE(Sktr4Lf @ Nov 7 2006, 12:55 AM) *

QUOTE(shawn @ Nov 4 2006, 05:42 AM) *

napoleon dynamite sucked.

the part that actually made me laugh was when his uncle threw the steak at napoleon's face while he was riding his bicycle with pablo on the back


if you think ND sucked you must have just not "got it"


probably not
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