Hey guys, I just signed up, and I guess it's appropriate for me to make the generic n00b post, where I describe myself if horrifically low detail, and you all say "Welcome, man!"... So lets get the formalities out of the way.

My names Marcus (although I would feel more comfortable being referred to as JR, or Wylde), I'm 17 and I live in Northern Ireland. I'm studying Media at college and plan to be a director after university. I watch too many movies and play too many games. I don't skate at all, I had a small stint back in my reckless youth, but that ended in tears.

I'm more than certain that when you all get used to me posting here that I can be a bit of/a major dick at times. I've got an illness where my hands and my brain don't connect correctly, fast enough, so I just type things without thinking them through at times. I'll probably insult all of you at one stage or another, and I'll probably use at least one swear word in every post I make, but I'll try my best to hold back.

My main posting forum is one with little to no rules, and from what I can see this place is pretty regimented, so I'll try to behave! Just remember if I ever do insult you, I really don't have anything against anyone; I'm just naturally a cunt.

Lots of wubb.
- Van Wylder

Me too, son. Me too.

This kid rocks, ladies and gentlemen.
Do not be afraid to touch.

I can't believe you joined.
Sucka Welcome WYLDE.

Odd way to introduce yourself to a skateboarding forum.


You will fit in very well.

Anyway welcome.

Certainly beats the text speak introductions followed by some type of affliation to bam,loads of smileys and then a random word thrown on for good measures.

Enjoy your stay.

Now we're being overun by them Irish folk...


Greetings, welcome to the forum! Have fun and all that.

"Welcome, man!"

as -mike- said, im sure you will fit in well! Assuming you have some interest in skating?

Nothing beyond owning all the Tony Hawk games.

Thats's a good start

Another non-skater on the forum... awesome...

so that makes....

about 7 now?

Do I detect sarcasm?

...because if I do...

Ducks for cover*

Hello there!

( I will beat you at tony hawk.... )

first olaf, now you.

its raining retards.

He doesn't seem to be half as annoying as Olaf...

I'm loving how this is slowly progressing into a 'Slate-Olaf' Thread.

What, he makes a different introduction to all the others and he's retarded?

Why would a non-skater join a skateboarding forum?
And what you on about your youth? You are a bloody youth!!
Pfff, kids!

There's quite a few of them here..

Darris, Heneage, Meliv, Olaf...

to name a few.

longer sentences, same sentiments

Some of these fucking gimps need to pull their heads out of their arses.

I can't believe I'm getting called a retard by someone called "urielnervosa", who happily displays pictures of Vietnam bomb victims and some slut lying in a puddle of her own stomach fluid.

And this HNY chap doesn't seem to understand the concept at all. How the fuck do you know what age I am? I could be any age and you could wander in here with your fingers up your fanny and putting me down for not being a skater.

a lovely collection of statements coming from someone who made an introductory post explaining ust how rude and "random" you are,

i'm not putting you down for not being a skater, i'm putting you down for being the kind of person who thinks, that just because they have a basic grasp of constructing sentences; they can abuse the gift of speech and fill the world with shite, to a point where we are drowning.

welcome to sk8uk

For some reason, that had me in stiches.

i just thought i'd point that out.



ouch. you weren't joking when you said how liked to insult i see.

The true-est thing I've heard all year.

But nobody i know like Olaf. but Van seems ok > Welcome

loosen up with the complaints about olaf.

just cause his manly and chisseled phisique (SP?) beats yours by miles!

alright alright i'll stop.

welcomg van wylder! you seem pretty arsin cool.

although i reckon you should take up skating again. i take it you know paddy?
skate with him.

im a shit skater, and i learn really slowly, i stilld o it, i love it.


anyway, you seem pretty cool and i loved your paddy comic.

GOODBYE!

hahaha, i love him.

Reminds me of you Dick..
Total cunt, but entertaining.

I think ur great

bump...

why?

because he's a hillarious guy.
no really.

I'm just off the phone to him.

This thread is a goldmine

ohh aye

and a natural born cunt aswell. we get a bit of a hating on these forums, welcom anyways

happy birthy van wylder.