Edwin
Jun 30 2007, 11:39 AM
Scene Kids, and utter cunts.
Went to a local gig last night, all you could see when you came outside was wasted kids wearing the same skin-tight skinny jeans.
Also bands, who have singers whom think that they are really quite good singers, when in reality they are shite.
Trix
Jun 30 2007, 12:34 PM
this...
Why Sex Hurts Girls
no bull! 8 people have died from not reposting this.
So on the news there was a girl
who submitted a tape and it was a phone conversation
between a girl and her boyfriend. This is how is
went:
Amber: Ronny, are you gonna come over
tomorrow to meet my mom? Like I said before, she really
wants to meet you.
Ronny: Of course, honey. I know how much this
means to you. When would you like me to come
over?
Amber: How about 6-ish? Hey Ronny, what's that
tapping sound?
Ronny: What?! I don't hear anything... You're
probably imagining things, sweetheart.
Amber: Quit joking around, Ronny!! Stop making
that noise. It's getting louder!
Ronny: I don't joke, you should know that by
now... I love you so much, and I would never lie to you...
Amber: It's starting to hurt my ears!!!!! How can you
NOT hear that?! Hold on, there's someone at the
door... I'll be right back! Don't miss me too much!
(She answers the door and sees Ronny standing there, holding a knife and a phone)
Ronny: Hey, honey... I've missed you...
(He slaughtered Amber and when her parents came at six the next day he killed them too.)
If you don't repost this bulletin in two hours, Amber
will crawl out from under your bed in your sleep
and murder you. The last thing you will see are her
rotting eyes and the phone...still in her hand and repost
this with the title "Why sex hurts girls"
it's the most retarded thing ever.
Diqq.!
Jun 30 2007, 12:41 PM
Being pissed off at that is blatently jsut a cover up of you actually being scared
HARRY.
Jun 30 2007, 01:02 PM
Poor Amber..
Trix
Jun 30 2007, 01:06 PM
amber's a slut.
Peter.
Jun 30 2007, 01:13 PM
He needed a reason to repost it.
Why is it even called 'Why sex hurts girls' when it was a psycho who hurt her.
Trix
Jun 30 2007, 01:42 PM
she doesn't even get fucked.
Peter.
Jun 30 2007, 02:07 PM
I mean it could of at least had something to do with sex, like that tapping could have been another lass wanking him off.
Hammond
Jun 30 2007, 02:25 PM
I never post that shit back and i dont think i've died yet.
Olaf
Jun 30 2007, 03:57 PM
Theres no room under my bed for more dead women.
Mike.
Jun 30 2007, 11:17 PM
My bus pass expires today.
Ditto
Jun 30 2007, 11:44 PM
Ive got a Collection of those things. If they were true i'd be:
Killed on the next full moon
Have no sex life for the next 2 years
Never have a girlfriend for the next 5 years
Ill be killed on Christmas Eve
Killed on my Brithday
Get run over by a black limo
And about 10 of those "if u dnt snd dis 2 1000 ppl in da nxt 10 secs ull die lol"
Now Im going to die when i go to sleep

Maybe I could beat her up and take the phone...
Peter.
Jun 30 2007, 11:56 PM
I know a cheat, only read the prize then stop reading when it gets to the re-post bit.
Fozzz
Jun 30 2007, 11:59 PM
QUOTE(Lee Roy @ Jul 1 2007, 12:44 AM)

Have no sex life for the next 2 years
Never have a girlfriend for the next 5 years
Because that wasn't going to happen before recieving the messages?
jokes
Treflip
Jul 1 2007, 10:38 AM
I spent yesterday in bed eating and watching Scrubs season 5 on DVD. Fucking rain.
Jemmima Puddle Duck
Jul 1 2007, 10:45 AM
yesterday, the victoria line was messed up the buses were messed up, my friends performance didn't hqappen because of a disorganised organiser who managed not to bring the drum kits.
twas annoying
Gorg.
Jul 1 2007, 11:34 AM
QUOTE(Fozzz @ Jul 1 2007, 12:59 AM)

QUOTE(Lee Roy @ Jul 1 2007, 12:44 AM)

Have no sex life for the next 2 years
Never have a girlfriend for the next 5 years
Because that wasn't going to happen before recieving the messages?
jokes

One of the ones i had said i wouldn't get a girlfriend till i was 40. Score, that was sooner than i expected
Olaf
Jul 1 2007, 02:48 PM
QUOTE(Al The Killer @ Jul 1 2007, 11:38 AM)

I spent yesterday in bed eating and watching Scrubs season 5 on DVD. Fucking rain.
That actually sounds like a good day...
Rodney
Jul 1 2007, 04:32 PM
Got kicked off my main sheltered spot for the first time in over a year.
Haven't been skating in aaages and my ankle keeps just randomly locking up for no apparent reason, even if i'm sitting down.
Boo hiss.
HARRY.
Jul 1 2007, 09:31 PM
Work tomorrow.
Still pissed that I have no money for a Zoo York Deck.
I have work tomorrow.
Wanktastic.
Gemmell
Jul 1 2007, 09:37 PM
Just read the bbc forecast for blackpool, rain all week, some terrential.
Simon
Jul 1 2007, 10:26 PM
My history coursework has to be in for tomorrow and I'm doing a really shoddy job on it.
Hammond
Jul 2 2007, 12:46 PM
Very scared of what my GCSE result is going to be....
Tony Harrison
Jul 2 2007, 12:50 PM
work experiance is a lode of bollocks
HARRY.
Jul 2 2007, 01:42 PM
Worked in Ilford today.
Man accused me of scratching his walls, when we wasn't even in the room.
It's still raining, and I still don't have enough for a Zoo York 7.75.
My arms are scratched to fuck.
Generally cynical and pesimistic.
Yay.
Matt2k
Jul 2 2007, 05:02 PM
QUOTE(MOLOKO. @ Jul 2 2007, 02:42 PM)

Generally cynical and pesimistic.
What's new?
Pissed off:
Rain.
Women.
Money.
Work.
Life.
HARRY.
Jul 2 2007, 05:18 PM
QUOTE(Matt2k @ Jul 2 2007, 04:02 PM)

Pissed off:
What's new?
Matt2k
Jul 2 2007, 05:40 PM
Not alot really.
SkateMike
Jul 2 2007, 06:10 PM
got a thrashing cold atm and its really made the world a whole lot duller and i seem to hate it atm along wit everyone else
got more exams all this week i hope i do wel in one or two but the rest im just gonna fail because i cant be bothered with trying and gettin lower grades than the dumbasses
Jonn
Jul 3 2007, 12:10 PM
also posted on myspace put what the helll.
1.i got caught doing graffiti, one ASBO in the bank
2.when i was running away i completly fucked up my hip and cant walk anymore
3.im going to barca for a week tomorrow skateboarding and i cant even walk let alone skate
my worst day ever
yeah so im pretty fucked off atm
Gemmell
Jul 3 2007, 12:17 PM
Ill take your place for the braca trip
Treflip
Jul 3 2007, 04:49 PM
Rain
New phone, so I have to put all my numbers back in it.
My Sikth ticket still hasn't come.
HARRY.
Jul 3 2007, 05:01 PM
Weather.
I have to trail to Romford tonight in this weather.
Matt2k
Jul 3 2007, 05:06 PM
QUOTE(MOLOKO. @ Jul 3 2007, 06:01 PM)

Weather.
I have to trail to Romford tonight in this weather.
Hahahahaha!
Wait..
SO DO I!
HARRY.
Jul 3 2007, 06:13 PM
QUOTE(MOLOKO. @ Jul 3 2007, 04:01 PM)

Weather.
I have to trail into Romford*
Diqq.!
Jul 3 2007, 09:53 PM
Fucking rain. I want to go skateboarding.
Hammond
Jul 3 2007, 09:57 PM
QUOTE(Diqq.! @ Jul 3 2007, 10:53 PM)

Fucking rain. I want to go skateboarding.

Inside skatepark?
Diqq.!
Jul 3 2007, 10:04 PM
All the way in london, and all of my mates hate it.
呪怨..
Jul 4 2007, 10:53 AM
i can't find my trousers.
but i did eat 3 bowls of coco pops,
you win some you lose some
Mike.
Jul 4 2007, 01:19 PM
All the milk in my house is sour
Olaf
Jul 4 2007, 02:39 PM
I have eaten only toast, and some hot dogs in the last 5 days.
I fear I may get skirvy (or however the fuck you spell it) if I don't get some form of nutrition soon.
Rodney
Jul 4 2007, 03:48 PM
I have absolutely no money, and i have a 2-day skate bonanza coming up this weekend.
It's either scrounge or go hungry
Ditto
Jul 4 2007, 06:17 PM
1: My Pokémon Gold game wont let me save my game
2: My room smells like somethings died in it
3: Im grounded
4: Im bored
5: Im hungary
6: I wont see my girlfriend for a month due to holiday
7: Ive got a sore head
8: Ive got a cut on my knee and cant put any pressure on it
Treflip
Jul 4 2007, 06:44 PM
1000 more standing Metallica tickets have been put on sale for the same price I payed for seating.
Does anyone know if it's possible to exchange them at the box office?
Darris
Jul 4 2007, 06:44 PM
QUOTE(Lee Roy @ Jul 4 2007, 07:17 PM)

1: My Pokémon Gold game wont let me save my game
2: My room smells like somethings died in it
3: Im grounded
4: Im bored
5: Im hungary
6: I wont see my girlfriend for a month due to holiday
7: Ive got a sore head
8: Ive got a cut on my knee and cant put any pressure on it
Your the whole of Hungary?
If you are bored and grounded you may as well sort out your room and discover what, if anything has died in it?
Diqq.!
Jul 4 2007, 06:52 PM
QUOTE(Darris @ Jul 4 2007, 07:44 PM)

QUOTE(Lee Roy @ Jul 4 2007, 07:17 PM)

1: My Pokémon Gold game wont let me save my game
2: My room smells like somethings died in it
3: Im grounded
4: Im bored
5: Im hungary
6: I wont see my girlfriend for a month due to holiday
7: Ive got a sore head
8: Ive got a cut on my knee and cant put any pressure on it
Your the whole of Hungary?
I was tempted to crack that one aswell...
then i thought.....no.
1080 easy
Jul 4 2007, 08:31 PM
my girlfriend of two years has just left me...... i can almost feel black dye and a side weep coming on
Treflip
Jul 4 2007, 08:58 PM
I'm too lazy to make a banner for my bands Myspace, and so we're stuck with a shitty generated one.
Any fancy doing one for me?
Preferably with some taste, no fucking flame writing and stuff.......
Patrick
Jul 4 2007, 09:00 PM
QUOTE(1080 easy @ Jul 4 2007, 09:31 PM)

my girlfriend of two years has just left me...... i can almost feel black dye and a side weep coming on

lolz.
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