whats pissing you off since the last time someone made one of these threads?


im pissed off at people thinking its mandatory for skate video to have at least one rage fit,it was funny at first but now im
really really sick of watching people throw thier boards around and looking mad for cameras,its dumb and stupid and everytime someone does it I want to kill them its thier fault if they cant labnd a trick not the boards.......

and im also pissed off at people who skate a spot and make loads of noise and show no respect and then start screwing when someone shows up to kick them out as if the security guards just a wanker who dosent like skating when really hes just doing his job


and those fricken people at st pauls who walk then see you skating the stairs and just stop in the middle and stare at you as if thier expecting to jump over them or somthing....I know skaters dont own the place but people should have more common sense


skate videos that contain more mucking around then skating

skate videos that try and be all preachy and have messages and culture when all you want is to see some skating

and other unrelated crap
my amp swithcing channels when it feels like it
my brain demanding more nictone everyday
the longess off turning into an adult
my local pizza shop owned by people who cant speak english or do maths
and those dam underpants gnomes

lately ?
absolutely everything.

I feel that way to since I stopped stuffing my brain with crap...I wake in the morning and think fuck no

Skaters that get pissed off with pedestrians when they're in the way of their skating.

When its the pedestrians right of way and not the skaters.

Not naming any names...sean midson.

God, where to begin!

Let's see:

- The girl I like's boyfriend (cunt)
- The fact the girl I like likes her boyfriend (who is a cunt)
- My future landlord will smoke weed in my house
- My future housemates will all also smoke weed in my house
- I'm running out of money
- I'm failing my course
- I might have left it too late to change my course
- If I do change my course I will be here for another three years
- I haven't skated for seven weeks
- I have no food
- I drink too much
- Religion
- People who say "There should be a giant creme egg" at Easter - every fucking year!
- My fringe is too long and now reaches my mouth
- I've been at university for seven months and I'm still single
- My friends at home don't like me as much anymore
- The people on Sk8uk don't like me as much anymore
- I've been too distracted by drinking and going out I haven't been doing what I really want to do

That's all for now... enjoy

Fucking A.

does anyone actyaklly like anyone?it used to a bit like virtual commune,now its just gay.......

Flashes miss-firing.
Not being able to skate stairs due to fucked feet/ankles.
Not being able to sleep.
Coursework.
School.

etc.

stuff that happens.
you know, that bit between waking up and falling asleep.

i've nicked soem of fozz's

- I'm running out of money
- I'm failing my course
- I haven't skated for seven weeks (that was pissing me off, im doing it now )
- I have no food
- Religion
- My fringe is too long and now reaches my mouth (what the hair dresser has doen with mine, seriously, i could cry, or laugh so i laugh)
- skating one day and getting what you want, skating the nest day and trecking down to the otherside of london, and not getting what you want
- the memebers of the public who feel its their duty to display what they think, just because your over the age of five and have a skate board in your hand.
- always changing my sentences, in my writing and confuzzling the whole thing up
- being too droned with work.

i think that does me.

I haven't skated since November 19th.
I can't remember the last time I had a good nights sleep that was natural, and not induced by copious amounts of drink and drugs. Spent the last year or so going to sleep at 4AM and waking up at 5 when Dad goes to work.
I have alienated all my friends by becoming some sort of absolute bastard.
I haven't got any in 2 months.
I need a job, as I'm getting more and more skint as time goes by.
I've been single since around July.
My band keeps falling apart, and I am currently sitting on top of an album worth of guitar material, with no way of using it.
The Electric Ballroom is 18 and over, meaning I can't see Converge.
The girl I likes boyfriend (cunt)
The fact the girl I like likes her boyfriend (who is a cunt)

On the plus side, my sister has a birthday cake with the mighty boosh logo on it, meaning I get the oppurtunity to stick a large knife into Noel Fieldings face.

I think penis was your best name

I think Smelly Twat was your best name.

Ha!

3 times baby...3 times

that shouldn't be big problem you just have to creative, a selective who you go with;).
thats what im trying to do any way

I don't know anyone my own age who likes even 1 Converge song, let alone anyone old enough.



In other news, Darran is a greedy bastard.

Dude, your hair grows insanely fast (or maybe i haven't seen you in about a month or something who knows)

Anyway, my current list includes the following:

• College, even with the i-can't-be-bothered-today-lets-play-pokemon-for-6-hours aspect to it, is slowly turning into a hellhole and is devouring my very soul
• My band and skating are the only two things that get me out of the house
• I never have any money at all on the rare occasion that i do go out, so i end up sat around hoping people will buy me drinks
• There's a chance that one of my bandmates may be back on heroin for the second time, only he's told someone else in confidence and i'm not supposed to know, so if i do try and talk to him about it, it may result in my band breaking up
• There's a girl in my life right now that is fucking amazing, yet i can never bring myself to talk to her properly
• My ripped, bruised and generally tortured knee shows no signs of healing anytime soon, and i'm running out of plasters to take skating with me
• I have an absolute shiteload of musical ideas, but i have no idea what to do with any of them
• MSN keeps signing me out every 5 minutes and i've no idea why
• I had some random chav girl keep asking me where my friends are and why i'm not calling them for about half an hour today. I'm skating on my own! Is that some sort of problem?
• My best mate seems to be more wrapped up in The Mightily Unfunny and Shit Boosh to talk to me about most of the above problems

Expect this list to be updated a lot.

You know when you open a bag of sweets and they allfly on the floor?

Yeah that pisses me off..

Life, in general.

Fucking junkfood . Is ruining my wonderful face
When i cut an apple with a knife and it falls on the floor, always gets pickedup with loads of hair stuck to it( Eats it anyway)
Failing courses like many people here it seems
Maths teacher
Give it a names run out of tickets (fucking fucktake)
Bulgarian at school
Cunt at school

Wel I would go on but im tired (Fucking tiredness).

i've nicked a couple of fozz's, changed them and added a couple of mine:

- I've run out of money
- No-one will give me a Job
- I can never get a moment to go outside and try to skate
- I have no food
- I dont drink enough
- Religion
- People who say "There should be a giant creme egg" at Easter - every fucking year!
- My hair and the fact im running out of ideas of what to do with it, and it needs ANOTHER cut
- I've been at university for seven months and i know virtually no-one at uni cos they are all chavs or stuck up their own jacksies.
- My friends at home don't like me as much anymore
- The people on Sk8uk don't know me
- Chelmsford is boring and has no decent nightlife, gigs or music for that matter, that i know of. As well as no-one else that i can go skateboarding with.
- I haven't been doing what I really want to do
- I want my degree now so i can get some decent money and travel


Enjoy
Mat.

1- British Police, they are the biggest pussies I have ever seen!
2- Getting harrassed by Police for taking on 12 lads on my own.
3- Drunks who critisize people for smoking Marijuana.
4- Skaters that hate each other because of the sneakers they wear.
5- Pastel coloured t-shirts
6- spikey mullet haircuts
7- All of my skate friends are in NYC.
8- Liquorice.........I fukin hate liquorice.

- People who generalise
- People who stereotype
- Chavs





[/Humour only I find amusing]

Hard nut

Always there when you dont want them to be,yet never around when you need them.


Im deeply dissapointed

What pisses me off?

Absolutly nothing but money or lack of.

not alot. even though i did just fail my exams i a int pissed off. im just gettin ready to retake
im skating by myself and can only do it once a month. but when i do i enjoy it more and have no distractions
my mate telling me to take off my era hat in a filming session when i look like a prick apparently. but what he really means is take it off so you dont look better dressed than all of us

What's pissing me off?...


...Virgin motherfucking media

Cut us off AGAIN this morning, got it sorted before I left the house though, I wonder if it'll still be wroking when I get home.

Wankers.

True, but I still enjoy watching Kerry Getz and his 'tantrums'.
Never gets old...

But what pisses me off?
The fact that most of my friends have started listening to that High School Musical fucking shitty arse wanking bollocks.....song.
Gossip magazines. "News just in! Victoria Beckham loses a strand of hair! OMG! BUY DIS SHIT!!!!".
Those 'chavs' (hate to say it) that complain when you listen to a song more than a week old.
People that stare and watch your every move.
That advert with the kid on the toilet saying "oh noes! it's all gone! it's all gone!".
The scene kids in my school reading Kerrang and thinking they're the absolute shiznit.
The fact that Welsh is now compulsory for GCSE's in my school.

I think that's it for now.

Oh noes!
How could you put down that crazy voice.

I agree with what your saying as people to pose for the camera as in pretend there really mad but i can't deny that i chuck my board around because when i have been trying a trick for ages it just naturally happens but people who snap decks purposely for no reason are total cunts.

Bloody weak skinny jeans that decide to form inconsiderate wrips in themselves when you skate , in the same place, all the time eventhough they know that thier owners pockets are running a bit loose on coins and notes and her willingness to replace them by other means is null!

pffft

It's been compulsory for years.

Little kids who do a trick that you haven been trying for ages first go, makes me feel gay

- I was kicked out of college approximately two months ago and am keeping it a secret from my whole family and mf gf and really dont wanna tell em.
- I need a job but am too fucking lazy too even make a CV, let alone hand it out, then work.
- If I tell my mum that I am kicked from college my cash flow will go from low to nothing.
- I have no money and many things to do this month (going out every week, mothers day, gfs bday, mates birthday)
- My life atm pretty much in general as you may be starting to understand.
- Having to pretend to go to college everyday.
- How boring pretty much everything is.
- Im missing my gf and only get to see her like twice a week.
- My internet cuts off whenever it rains -_-'
- My house isnt decortaed properly and its pissing me off.
- I have to tidy the kitchen after dinner.
- Im tired.
- My backs itchy.
- Im so fucking bored.
- Im running out of things to complain about ='(
- The music I have on my computer is pissing me off but I cba to download more.
- My computer sucks.
- I have had a sore throat for two weeks now.
- Cough syrup tastes nice but Im not aloud to drink any more because Ive already had double the recommended dosage =(
- I want more Cherry Coke.
- I dont want to stop complaining but will have to soon.
- Did I mention Im bored?

Im done

- I was kicked out of college approximately two months ago and am keeping it a secret from my whole family and mf gf and really dont wanna tell em.
- I need a job but am too fucking lazy too even make a CV, let alone hand it out, then work.
- If I tell my mum that I am kicked from college my cash flow will go from low to nothing.
- I have no money and many things to do this month (going out every week, mothers day, gfs bday, mates birthday)
- My life atm pretty much in general as you may be starting to understand.
- Having to pretend to go to college everyday.
- How boring pretty much everything is.
- Im missing my gf and only get to see her like twice a week.
- My internet cuts off whenever it rains -_-'
- My house isnt decortaed properly and its pissing me off.
- I have to tidy the kitchen after dinner.
- Im tired.
- My backs itchy.
- Im so fucking bored.
- Im running out of things to complain about ='(
- The music I have on my computer is pissing me off but I cba to download more.
- My computer sucks.
- I have had a sore throat for two weeks now.
- Cough syrup tastes nice but Im not aloud to drink any more because Ive already had double the recommended dosage =(
- I want more Cherry Coke.
- I dont want to stop complaining but will have to soon.
- Did I mention Im bored?

Im done

- I was kicked out of college approximately two months ago and am keeping it a secret from my whole family and mf gf and really dont wanna tell em.
- I need a job but am too fucking lazy too even make a CV, let alone hand it out, then work.
- If I tell my mum that I am kicked from college my cash flow will go from low to nothing.
- I have no money and many things to do this month (going out every week, mothers day, gfs bday, mates birthday)
- My life atm pretty much in general as you may be starting to understand.
- Having to pretend to go to college everyday.
- How boring pretty much everything is.
- Im missing my gf and only get to see her like twice a week.
- My internet cuts off whenever it rains -_-'
- My house isnt decortaed properly and its pissing me off.
- I have to tidy the kitchen after dinner.
- Im tired.
- My backs itchy.
- Im so fucking bored.
- Im running out of things to complain about ='(
- The music I have on my computer is pissing me off but I cba to download more.
- My computer sucks.
- I have had a sore throat for two weeks now.
- Cough syrup tastes nice but Im not aloud to drink any more because Ive already had double the recommended dosage =(
- I want more Cherry Coke.
- I dont want to stop complaining but will have to soon.
- Did I mention Im bored?

Im done

- I was kicked out of college approximately two months ago and am keeping it a secret from my whole family and mf gf and really dont wanna tell em.
- I need a job but am too fucking lazy too even make a CV, let alone hand it out, then work.
- If I tell my mum that I am kicked from college my cash flow will go from low to nothing.
- I have no money and many things to do this month (going out every week, mothers day, gfs bday, mates birthday)
- My life atm pretty much in general as you may be starting to understand.
- Having to pretend to go to college everyday.
- How boring pretty much everything is.
- Im missing my gf and only get to see her like twice a week.
- My internet cuts off whenever it rains -_-'
- My house isnt decortaed properly and its pissing me off.
- I have to tidy the kitchen after dinner.
- Im tired.
- My backs itchy.
- Im so fucking bored.
- Im running out of things to complain about ='(
- The music I have on my computer is pissing me off but I cba to download more.
- My computer sucks.
- I have had a sore throat for two weeks now.
- Cough syrup tastes nice but Im not aloud to drink any more because Ive already had double the recommended dosage =(
- I want more Cherry Coke.
- I dont want to stop complaining but will have to soon.
- Did I mention Im bored?

Im done

Lack of entertainment in this pissing house.
G'damn.!

Masturbate?

Godamn you hates alot

Especially if you quote him 4 times Hammond.

Same here, doesn't mean we didn't all fucking fail it though

Anyway:

1) A computing project due to be handed in in 2 weeks, code + documentation
2) Lack of a social life (Although that doesn't piss me off that bad)
3) A friend starting me off smoking
4) Shitty Lamberts
5) No money or job
6) Only seeing "the love of my life" for about 3 hours a week
7) No motivation to do anything

I just stretched my ears from 3/4s to 7/8s on an inch and I messed them up some how :S
Work is boring as hell
I have to get a workers visa
my dad wont watch my cats for a year

Couldn't agree more. I skate decks until they are physically unskateable, simply because i only have the money for them about twice a year. I'm lucky enough to have got my last couple free, but if someone hates their deck enough to snap it, surely they hate it enough to give it to someone who would actually value it?

Richard Bransons number 1 new years resolution is to purposely piss you off


Hahaha, thats made my day..other than the internet cutting off and the decoration of your home, the rest is self inflicted.

woah. olafs list is really too long for him to be happy bunny.

he could always opt out of living.

not only would it make his list alot smaller, but it would cross one point off of my own

cos sucide is the preassumed solution to all problems it would seem.

it always the solution

Sounds fun. Goodbye cruel world and all that.

Toodles.