Jesus
May 2 2007, 10:35 AM
Alright you lot
new to this forum, not to skating stoped when i was about 17 but getting back into it now, am 21, and i missed it so time to start again!!
you best all be nice to me, and talk to me and tell me how great and good looking i am!!
and in return ill tell you stories of how me and my mates used to beat gimps up and lash everybody who we dont know! deaf gippo's iv got stories about them!!!
oh any girl skaters aswell email me!
yes i am a bit big headed but you'll all love me for it in the end, so say hello!!
laters
jesus
New Gnu
May 2 2007, 12:49 PM
QUOTE(Jesus @ May 2 2007, 11:35 AM)

oh any girl skaters aswell email me!
I'm sure we all would but you didn't leave a photo or your e-mail address...
Mike.
May 2 2007, 02:22 PM
Welcome to Sk8uk.
Edwin
May 2 2007, 03:22 PM
hey there
what an introduction
welcome
Jonn
May 2 2007, 03:26 PM
Yo
Sparky
May 2 2007, 04:40 PM
I hate you already, but welcome.
Hahaha
oh dear
welcome
Matt2k
May 2 2007, 07:32 PM
QUOTE(Jesus @ May 2 2007, 11:35 AM)

you best all be nice to me, and talk to me and tell me how great and good looking i am!!
You're a shit, and you're ugly as.
Leave.
Diqq.!
May 2 2007, 07:48 PM
QUOTE(Matt2k @ May 2 2007, 08:32 PM)

QUOTE(Jesus @ May 2 2007, 11:35 AM)

you best all be nice to me, and talk to me and tell me how great and good looking i am!!
You're a shit, and you're ugly as.
Leave.
I think he's buff.
Hammond
May 2 2007, 08:07 PM
I sense you are going to be a perculiar nuisance.
im not sure if its the end yet but at the moment i dont love you
Adamregskater
May 2 2007, 09:33 PM
You need takening down several pegs.
Aracmia
May 2 2007, 10:43 PM
I am hoping he is trying to be funny...
andy0018
May 3 2007, 08:23 AM
QUOTE(Matt2k @ May 2 2007, 08:32 PM)

QUOTE(Jesus @ May 2 2007, 11:35 AM)

you best all be nice to me, and talk to me and tell me how great and good looking i am!!
You're a shit, and you're ugly as.
Leave.
brilliant
New Gnu
May 3 2007, 08:34 AM
Bet he doesn't come back.
Typical, just when I thought I'd pulled. Pfff.
James L
May 3 2007, 09:03 AM
you scared him away HNY
Jesus
May 3 2007, 09:32 AM
hey, you guys didnt scare me away, i was out last night!
well some of you will love me some will hate me!! i know someone will come back with the witty answer of (more hate) but..... who cares!!!
there is some people in here with social issues but i will help you through them dont you worry!!
for the ones who where nice, we will get on famously! if you ever want to skate liverpool give us a shout, always good to meet new people!
i like the comment you need taking down several pegs that made me giggle iv heard that so many times, am 100 times louder in person and more in your face, but some love me some hate me!
so for those who can keep up with me anwser back with good comments! but the bad comments bring them on and see if i aint heard them before!
am also one of the most honest, nice, caring people you will ever meet!! and dont take what i say to seriously
anyways speak later!!
jesus
xxx
Fozzz
May 3 2007, 09:39 AM
Well I was going to hate you, but then I thought "What would Jesus do?"
That being you, I decided you'd probably like yourself, and so like you I shall
Jesus
May 3 2007, 09:46 AM
you are i good man
i will be in warrington on friday afternoon. in your park, have they sorted out them god awful kickers out yet?
looks like am having trouble speaking english today, that didnt really make a lot of sense.
a good man i meant!!
Fozzz
May 3 2007, 09:51 AM
Heh, Warrington's a long way to go from yours to get stabbed, why bother

Nah, the park's just as dodgey as always as far as I know, allegedly there's going to be some sort of extension but I think that was just a lie in the paper
Jesus
May 3 2007, 10:06 AM
its not that far about 25mins driving! warrington's not rough anyway, quite a nice i thought.
still nice and dodgy hmm might just stay in bed haha!!
Dr. HeartStrings
May 3 2007, 12:57 PM
QUOTE(Jesus @ May 3 2007, 10:32 AM)

am also one of the most honest, nice, caring people you will ever meet!! and dont take what i say to seriously
that's a real shame as i have already decided that i hate you. but don't worry i'll take everything you say with a pinch of salt large enough to give a whale a heart attack.
spyrolot
May 3 2007, 03:05 PM
im with darran on this one.
you are an a class egotistical cunt, arent you.
Patrick
May 3 2007, 03:33 PM
God I hate cocky people.
I would say welcome, but I really don't care much for you. So aye.
Gemmell
May 3 2007, 05:15 PM
The father and the son an the holy spirit, Amen
Jesus
May 4 2007, 07:52 AM
it feels like you know me so well all ready!
i love each and everyone of you, and yes i am cocky, very cocky, i havnt got a big ego, but am very confident and full of myself!
ill be at warrington tomorrow now, not today to many things to do, ill be the one covered in tattoo's, probaly wearing a white wife beater, in camo shorts come and say hi
SkateMike
May 4 2007, 11:24 AM
lol you need to be taken down a size or 7 mate, not even i am that cocky when i want to be
QUOTE(Jesus @ May 4 2007, 08:52 AM)

ill be at warrington tomorrow now, not today to many things to do, ill be the one covered in tattoo's, probaly wearing a white wife beater, in camo shorts come and say hi

You are the greatest member ever!
shoobadoo
May 4 2007, 02:08 PM
Gotta love the wife beater style, personally i am too thin to wear one and would just get mocked if i did.
Neon Albino
May 6 2007, 06:57 PM
I love how you said that there were some people here with social issues.
IRONY FTW!!!!!!1
Welcome to the forums.
Serapth
May 14 2007, 06:35 AM
Yet another cunt joins the forum.
Oh joy oh joy.
They dont last long so enjoy it while it lasts kids.
Matt2k
May 14 2007, 09:58 AM
What's "Wearing a wife beater"?
Claire
May 14 2007, 10:02 AM
Wife Beater Vest
Grégg
May 26 2007, 04:24 PM
At least you aren't some swalsey 3.0 (swalsey 2.0 = Lee Roy)
And yeah, how do you get those dazzling whites?
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