Full Version: Max Payne.
17/10/08.
Fuck...
Confirmed?
Confirmed?
by imdb.
Epic.
Who's directing?
John Moore.
Damn, would have preferred Paul Greengrass.
i would have perfered Sam Lake.
neeaaahh looks like it could be in shitsville . I dont know if there will ever be a good video game movie.
Eat shit kid.
QUOTE(Matt2k @ Jul 10 2008, 09:12 PM) 
Eat shit kid.
seriously though; that trailer made me all warm in my y-fronts.
QUOTE(sam. @ Jul 10 2008, 10:16 PM)
neeaaahh looks like it could be in shitsville . I dont know if there will ever be a good video game movie.
Silent Hill. I don't care if you hated it; but for me to like, being the gaylord fanboy for the game I am then it must have been good.
i watched that when i was stoned.
triangle-head man scared the bejesus out of me.
triangle-head man scared the bejesus out of me.
QUOTE(MSTRJSPH @ Jul 10 2008, 11:31 PM)
being the gaylord fanboy for the game I am then it must have been good.
This is what Max Payne will be for me.
Until Hideo Kojima gets it together and directs an MGS movie.
Then Valve decide to do a Half Life movie.
Until then.
QUOTE(Matt2k @ Jul 10 2008, 11:37 PM)
Until Hideo Kojima gets it together and directs an MGS movie.
Only acceptable if he's behind it, and if they somehow get David Hayter involved. Even if they have to dub over. Over dramatised "let's phrase every single statement as a question" acting is what makes MGS so fucking special. Alongside absolutely everything else.
If not, I'm quite happy to watch the full length playthroughs on youtube. Or just play it actually. It's a movie in itself.
But still, Seeing a live action Metal Gear battle would actually be epic.
WHO WOULD PLAY RAIDEN?!
WHO WOULD PLAY RAIDEN?!
I suggest Harry Morris.
Floppy haired faggot?
Yeah, Harry fits nicely.
OLOL.
Can I play Otacon?
Yeah, Harry fits nicely.
OLOL.
Can I play Otacon?
QUOTE(Matt2k @ Jul 10 2008, 11:49 PM)
Can I play Otacon?
Oh god yes. OH GOD YES.
I'll play every black character. Mostly for the duty of knocking out these hot mamas...
"THE LA LE LU LE LO!"
"HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!"
i'd be so stoked to even play the cliche faggot in that film.
however; there's more important things to be said.
i'm no hero. never was.
however; there's more important things to be said.
i'm no hero. never was.
Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
DUN DUNDAH DAH DUN
QUOTE(Matt2k @ Jul 10 2008, 11:56 PM)
Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
DUN DUNDAH DAH DUN
What's the matter EE?
Call me Emma, Hal.
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
FFS CALL ME EMMA!
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Otacon, you've got to save the hostages?
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Ota-BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Hahahahahaha.
Epic.
Fuck yes Hal Emmerich.
Epic.
Fuck yes Hal Emmerich.
they wanted to see the payne. i'd bring them the pain.
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