Hey all,
I'm new on here and relatively new to skating (about 4 months). Just getting over the "am i too old to learn to skate (22)?!?"
Decided balls to it i'm going to skate! http://forums.sk8uk.co.uk/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif

Welcome

Hello and welcome child.

How old are you? You'd make the perfect Pedo, i assumed you were about 19!

more like 91

I can be 91 if you want me to be.

I had a whore who said that once, but she just pretended to be older. I was pretty disapointed because I had to go out and find an actual 91 year old whore, which is harder than you might think... well, in the north anyway.

Hello there, welcome to the wonderful world of Sk8uk, happy skating

Jeeze fozz.. Way to spoil the subtle stupidity of my post...

You're welcome.


If any of you, your friends or family have any sort of celebration, please think Fozzz when you want to ruin it

Cheers for all the welcomeness, very welcoming.

Have some more welcomeness.

How did you come to choose your username?

holy shit; stop putting -ness at the end of everything.
GET ME.

Is that directed at me?

If so I was repeating what he said.

not you viv

Skegness.

family-ness

Loch Ness

Oh, you.

Pointless-ness

Its a nickname from college, think it came from little adam, got shortened to little ad, then lad, then laddy. Thanks big gary for that one!


People shouldn't underestimate the awesomeness of the all powerful "ness"!

Welcome to Sk8uk.

i really think they should.

a welcome from the foreigners' side, too. Besideswhich, initially i thought you were from norwich. And then i had to laugh because i can't stop thinking of Bill Bailey and the BBC Orchestra "playing" an Eastenders episode...