This has probably been done before, but we don't do enough moaning in here.

What really grates you?

I get annoyed when people nick food from my plate without asking or "can I have a chip, ta," before I even respond. I should stick a fork in them.

People throwing litter on the floor winds me up too.

Next!

Preventing myself from going into a rant I am going to settle for -

Rude people. Especially in restaurants. Or even worse - people who chose to be so polite it's arrogant and condescending; if you are going to be a cunt then you can at least be honest about it.

AND THE WORST. People who don't fucking use microwaves properly. Open them midway and then just leave the door open leaving the timer forever stuck in a perpetual freezeframe, I see it almost as the domestic equivilent of causing someone paralysis.

WHY LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN, WHY.

Ok, no more before I start ranting. Also, train fares.

harry does this. All. The time. And it's fucking annoying.


Things that annoy me.

When my mum comes into my room and moves things. I can never. Ever find them.

By borther always at home when i wanna do my thing

Am I right?

no don't be so disgusting *crossed fingers*

Matt, continue being so disgusting *fingers arse*

May i point out, that the pissed off thread is on it's 158th page?...

people that walk slow in front of me when im walking

people whom cannot think for themselves
elitists

people who chew really, really loudly.

+1 for train fares
People who call Mp3 Players "mp3s"
People who treat famous skaters like they are no more than a walking signature dispensor.
Locals who think they own a spot because they skate it more than you.

old people who think they own the pavement

people who throw abuse at you from their cars or houses but are shit scared when you see them in person

May I point out, that adding the sticky out tongue smiley was a sign of sarcasm.

Life.

people that rev their cars up when you cross the road and then stall.


ok i lied, that just makes me laugh

This.

Also, political correctness, people talking when I'm trying to read, people talking when I'm trying to watch TV, people who ask stuff like "do you like screamo and all that heavy stuff?", people who don't say thank you, old people who try too hard to identify with young people (especially people who throw gang signs and the like when hip hop is mentioned, or horns if rock is ever mentioned eg Johnathan Ross), tea, expensive train fares, people who don't hold doors for others, people who don't help women get pushchairs and shit up stairs, people who talk loudly on public transport, people who swear too much in public, Americans, British, religious sepratists, Co-Op, shop owners who selectively serve me alcohol, overpriced bars in venues, any type of sausage roll other than the ones you buy cold in Tesco or wherever, Romford, people in my sixth form classes who are too bland to answer teachers questions or offer an opinion and so just sit there in total disrespectful silence for an entire lesson, and in turn, people who think me an arrogant know it all because I have the stones to offer something up for discussion, Nokia phones that malfunction, shameful advertising by WaterAid and the like on TV, BIG FUCKING BROTHER ADDICTS, people who read Now magazine and the like, fake tan Essex, stereotypes, hypocrisy, contradictions, newfags, Harry Morris and being charged adult prices at the cinema.

Oh, and Graham Norton.

i would like to add to that list people who answer "yes" when being offered a choice

"red or blue?"

"yes"

seriously. what the fuck?

wow im suprised you havnt cracked yet..


i hate that with a passion but the bit that really pisses me of is with the 12A, at one point i couldnt take my little bro into one as i "was not an adult" but still paid for and adult ticket

People who sit in little groups at the back of the bus playing music on their phones, what's wrong with headphones?
People who call you "dude" because you have a skateboard.
When you're trying to get to know someone and you ask what music they like and they respond with "the stuff thats on the music channels".

Excessive photograph taking at any occasion, in particular at parties
"can i get a photo"
"err i have just had 3 taken of me"
"its for bebo"


...

People who assume you're going to start learning to drive as soon as you're 17, because your parents will pay for all your lessons, and car, and petrol and insurance because they're a posh little fucker and their parents did.
People who act with large amounts of shock when you tell them you're probably not going to university, as if that is the only possible thing you could ever do after college, as it prolongs your entrance into "the real world" by another few years.
People who use the saying "the real world". I mean, wait, so when i'm at college i'm in some fake parallel world? Has Matt2k been playing with time and space again?...

"My flash" Myspace layouts.
Chipmunk voices in songs.
People who are late and think its fine.

Oh this for sure, there's always at least one person at a party going round with a camera forcing you to pose with them and taking pictures of all the "Ker-azy" and "wild" shit they get up to so they can put it on thier myspace and enter into a big social wank fest with everyone trying to out-social each other and show how much thier life is like skins. Fuck I hate that.

I also hate subtext when I'm talking to a girl I'm attracted to, and what they really meant by what they said, or am I reading too much into it, and how am I supposed to reply. And then regretting saying or not saying something.

*sigh* woe is me.

People who get really shit tattoos simply because they've just turned 18 and legally can.

Don't forget the people who take sips of their beer as their pose to every photo so they can look harcore to the internets.


Someone in my town got one saying "P.A.R.T.Y COZ I WANA" in huge letters on his back. Whats worse is that all his mates thinks it's cool.


Anyways my biggest pet peve is stubborn people. Especially when they are wrong most the time.

Oh fuck this X a million.

Also, Andy Murray. I'm glad that cunt lost.

nick was so gutted when he lost.

The fuck I am not Rivers Cuomo.

really? i'm all for GB winning shit, but he was such an arrogant tool, not to mention, shit at tennis.

i wish nick was in wimbledon. i'd get my balls out for him.

i thought you were on about the Andy from X-Factor. nick has has a signed poster of him and everything. vote andy.

hahaha. awesome.

Bin men. Fucking arsewipes. As if a noisy truck isn't loud enough, the fuckers have to jump around like some jumanji shit, not do their job properly and fucking leave half the rubbish in our bin and then just leave the fucking thing in the middle of the road, right in line with someone's drive.

I'm waiting next morning with my shotgun.

I am with you on this, our bin men won't take the bins out if we don't move them actually onto the road, which is 5cm from in front of my house. Now its 50-50 whether they take the at all and I end up moaning to the council to get them emptied.

excessive use of he word stoked

The Ting Tings are so shit.

I wish bands like the aforementioned bing bang walla walla bing bangs will stop getting so much undeserved credit, attention and idolation from equally talentless and pretentious tools of the middle class.

My personal war with NME and Radio One rages on.

Plan B
People who bite their fork
People who categorize music with stupid fucking names
Improper use of the word irony
Under-age drinking
People who care about what they eat
The word "British"
Patriotism
Really shit bands who are obviously just really shit

So with you on this one. "Thats not my name" is the most god awful annoying song in the world.

Lead singer would get it though.

Scooter was on the radio

Songs like that make my blood boil. I can't even explain why, they make me cringe.

Fuck the lead singer, she wouldn't get anything less than a slap in the face from me. I wouldn't even fuck her to shut her up.

Also, everything Simon said.

Yet you're all for underage drug taken?

DEBATE WOT?

Under age people who care about under age drinking.

Under age people who care about underage drinkers who care about people caring about underage drinkers.

Being underage. And not having the money for a fake ID. Or looking above the age of about 12 so i could pass with a fake ID...

*Enters Simons bad books*

Patience is a virtue King Peng.

Also,



I like where this isn't going.

Haha like when you got ID for a lottery ticket BAHHH!

French People

People who don't take the time to research a drugs history, background, and negative/positive effects before doing it.

EDIT: Those unable to understand the concept that things are ok in moderation.

genocide is ok in moderation?





excellent. fucking excellent.

Certain members of the community who think carrying a knife around is cool, then end up using it destroying somebodies life and then their own

Jesus. How dare they be the in way of you when you're trying to skate. Old people take liberties these days. Pricks.


Anyway. What really winds me up is when you're trying to walk through a shop/market and there's someone walking needlessly slow infront of you. That pisses me off more than anything.